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Joke of the Day
"FRIEND: Try to relate to her. (Later on Date) ME: *nervously* Can I be your cousin?"
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"What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench? ~~A park bench can support a a family~~ One you sit on and the other is a park bench."
"I don't know what's more disturbing? My son reading a billboard that says ""LIVE NUDE GIRLS"" or him asking if there's dead ones."
"Jesus walks into a bar... and orders a water. Bartender says ""Not this shit again Jesus."""
"What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner? One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger."
"There are three ways to spread news telegram, television and tellawoman."
"Mark Twain Quote ""Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."""
"How do you make a Snowman smile? Tell him the snowblower is coming."
"How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb? 10: one to change it, one to post about it for karma and eight to repost it a few months later."
"My laboratory assistant has invented a device that allows you to steal other people's ideas and then permanently delete them from the subject's memory. Why didn't I think of that?"