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Joke of the Day

"two elephants and a drum kit fall of a cliff... badum-dum-tish"

"What do you call a stable poop? Sturdy."

"I told my wife she drew her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."

"My parents always warned me about having sex before marriage... But somehow I'm in their wedding picture."

"TIL that AIDS can be caused by anal sex... As In Doggie Style"

"The best things in life are free. Like your neighbor's wifi, their morning paper & their liquor cabinet while they're away, for instance."

"My girlfriend asked me why I was sitting with the eggs... I couldn't find my whisk, and if you can't beat them, you might as well join them..."

"Did you guys hear about the CEO of Reddit? I heard he's a great guy."

"What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you I'll just have a slither."

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Holy Roller"