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Joke of the Day
"I think Marco Rubio has spine issues. Every time someone says Marco, someone says POLIO"
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"I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile, then walk into a pole.."
"Your inspirational tweets were so inspiring they inspired me to unfollow you."
"Correlation and causation are used together often, so that must mean that the word ""correlation"" must cause people to use the word ""causation"""
"Pixar has made me feel affection towards rats, bugs, fish, robots, monsters and even cars. The real test would be a movie about coworkers."
"I use green hand soap because I like to imagine I just jerked off a leprechaun"
"When someone looks at your baby pictures and jokingly says ""Aww you were so cute! What happened?"" Bitch, I got sexy, that's what happened."
"Guys what shall we call thing that impedes movement? GUY NAMED BARRY: ""How about a barry?"" GUY NAMED BARRY BARRY: ""How about a barrier?"""
"James Bond slept through an earthquake He was shaken, not stirred."
"How do you describe Catwoman in one word? Purrfect"