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Joke of the Day
"a red ship and a blue ship crashed on an island together the survivors were marooned."
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"I once met a prostitute that said she would do anything for $100 I said paint my house."
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"Don't tell me you're fat because obesity runs in your family... Not a damn thing has ever run in your family."
"Knock, knock... Who's there? Daisy Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!"
"I ordered a horse from a rancher, but got a mule. Seems he half-assed it..."