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Joke of the Day
"My dog chases people on a bike a lot. If this continues i'll have to take his bike away."
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"What is the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are twenty of them"
"What's big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table."
"My career as a professional rock climber is going great, but I'm also taking a course in mattress-making. Just so I've got something to fall back on."
"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" mean the same thing... Unless you're talking to someone at a funeral. Dimitri Martin"
"With all of the experience The Fine Bros have... I wonder why they didn't see this reaction coming."
"How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir? He felt Thor."
"I think I made up a joke. What do rappers use to wash their clothes? BLEEE-AAAACH!"
"Don't ever leave a bag of mini Heath bars at your desk to prove you can't be tempted.... Because Satan's game is strong"
"[Different] Why isn't Hitler in Mario Kart? Because he can Nazi the road."