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Joke of the Day
"My dog chases people on a bike a lot. If this continues i'll have to take his bike away."
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"Where do Muslims go after they die? Everywhere."
"learn just enough tap dancing just to tap dance out of the room when you win an argument"
"My penis isn't small. It's ""artisanal."""
"What was Whitney Houston's biggest hit? Her last one"
"Cantaloupe... or Wontaloupe?"
"The titanic is all like... ""I nominate all my passengers for the ice bucket challenge"""
"firemen keep harvesting my cat tree"
"What do you call an irrelevant elephant. An irrelephant. ^^^I'm ^^^ending ^^^my ^^^life ^^^tonight ^^^boys."
"Autocorrect has been around for centuries, I got mine when I married my wife."