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Joke of the Day
"Damn! I'm still writing Slovakia on my Czechs!"
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"Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill."
"Brain: Compliment her eyes Me: Yeah? Brain: Trust me ""YOUR EYES ARE BLUE LIKE BLUEBERRIES & THEY'RE PROBABLY SQUISHY TOO."" Brain: Perfect!"
"What I hate most. I hate people who never finish their sent"
"What do you call a starving robot from space? A C3POpian"
"I plan to forgive and forget. Forgive myself for being stupid and forget you ever existed."
"An escalator can never break it can only become stairs."
"A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, ""No, I'm traveling light."""
"No, Karen .... Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh is NOT a Jewish law firm."
"Nobody can negotiate like a 4 year old told he has 2 minutes til bed."