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Joke of the Day

"Brain: Compliment her eyes Me: Yeah? Brain: Trust me ""YOUR EYES ARE BLUE LIKE BLUEBERRIES & THEY'RE PROBABLY SQUISHY TOO."" Brain: Perfect!"

"black turf what do you call a black guy buried from the neck up Afro turf"

"Me: You're gorgeous Her: OMG that is so sweet, c'mere *I walk right past her & start french kissing her collection of scented candles*"

"""We will, we will paper you!"" - Band that's more awesome than Queen"

"What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor? Reptiles."

"How to make a plumber to cry How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family. :)"

"What does a Redhead with a yeast infection like to do in her spare time? Make Gingerbread"

"I'm what you might call 'internet pretty', meaning I'm really your dad."

"FLY WITHOUT WINGS Q: What is a fly without wings? A: A walk."

"I loved Prince, and in my opinion, Michael Jackson was pale in comparison."