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Joke of the Day

"What mistake have you made when your wife comes in from the kitchen to yell at you? Made her chain too long."

"Why are so many people obese these days? Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99"

"What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ? He cut all his fingers off !"

"Enemas make shit happen. No seriously."

"What do you call a bra designed for neutrois? Ze-bra"

"I found a good, original joke on r/jokes the other day.."

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Poop. There, you happy?"

"Day 3 in the desert: I have somehow gained the respect of some birds as they are circling above me in some sort of protective formation"

"Did you hear about that giant cooling device in Florida? It was a Miami heat fan."

"Enviromentalists:""How can we stop the rising oceans Me (understands displacement but not enviromentalism):""Pull all those big whales out."