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Joke of the Day
"Nobody can negotiate like a 4 year old told he has 2 minutes til bed."
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"In my family i'm the youngest of three. My parents are both older -Stewart Francis"
"What does Yao Ming stand for? When he sits down it takes too long to get back up."
"Hoe many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Swan."
"Do you have cotton balls? ""Yes"" ""Do they tickle when you walk?"""
"What does a man with five dicks wear? Pants that fit like a glove."
"Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir? They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)"
"Lets be real here, everyone has laughed at a child falling over in public,at least once, why ? Because its funny."
"Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity? Because they only have one season."
"SMS codes for seniors: BTW - Bring the Wheelchair FWIW - Forgot Where I Was LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again"