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Joke of the Day
"I plan to forgive and forget. Forgive myself for being stupid and forget you ever existed."
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"My penis and I are really good friends but... We've never really seen eye to eye"
"Did you hear about the two silk worms that got in a fight? It ended in a tie."
"So we're just gonna walk around pretending it's not weird that one of our hands is just worse at everything?"
"""We like the idea, we do. We're just afraid it's going to keep the viewer awake."" - Sundance Channel execs"
"I got kicked out of the zoo for feeding the ducks ... to the alligators... All I wanted was to complete the circle of life."
"What is Eminem made of? He is made of Mathers"
"son: why is my name jesus dad: mom wanted to name u after a rolemodel other son: &me? dad: well Charizard the same reason but it was my turn"
"What time is it when. You have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty."
"Guy talking to a girl Guy: I have a joke about my penis. Ah... forget get, it's too long. Girl: I have a joke about my vagina. You won't get it."