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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill."
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"I almost got killed because my Superman cloak wasn't the correct size. It was a narrow ""S"" cape."
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"A nurse asks an absent-minded doctor, ""Doctor, why are you writing with a thermometer?"" The doctor looks down and says, ""God damnit. Now some asshole has my pen."""
"My girlfriend just accused me of being a transvestite I was absolutely furious, so I packed her things and left"
"You hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months"
"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl ? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message ."
"My neighbors wifi isn't working. Do you think they are aware and are trying to fix it, or should I go let them know?"