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Joke of the Day

"No, Karen .... Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh is NOT a Jewish law firm."

"Did you hear about the 120 pound man with the 60 pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts."

"How do you get even with Hellen Keller? (Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet"

"It's only an overdose if you're dead."

"I have a love/hate relationship with going to extremes."

"Why don't Baptist's have sex standing up? It could lead to dancing."

"I'd like to thank the floor, for always catching me when I'm falling down."

"ME [8:49PM]: on my way, taking a crab GF [8:50PM]: u mean a cab ME [8:52PM]: not exactly. be there in several days"

"How did Canada get its name? They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?"

"What type of weed do lizards smoke? Mariguana."