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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks!"

"In the time it took me to RT in Favstar I could have written the tweet in calligraphy and hand delivered it to all 7600 of my followers."

"What's India's most popular dating service? Connect the Dots."

"I've received so many Christmas cards from people I don't know this year, probably because they weren't addressed to me."

"I asked a new zealander how many sexual partners he has had. He fell asleep counting."

"How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got down on one knee and said: ""I don't want to be obamaself"""

"I pitched my movie idea to a producer . It was about a kid who found out his transgender uncle was a superhero. I called it Auntman, the producer didn't get the idea, because he was black..."

"So a neutron walks into a bar... So a nutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, ""how much for a drink?"" bartender simply shrugs and replies, ""for you, no charge."""

"Somebody actually complimented me on my parking today. They left a note on the windscreen. It said, ""Parking fine"", so that was nice."

"What's the difference between a lady and a laddy? The D"