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"What's India's most popular dating service? Connect the Dots."
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"A solid way to make your waiter's head explode is to order a grilled cheese with no bread."
"In America saying you're the bomb is a compliment but... In Afghanistan it's a question."
"D.C. voted overwhelmingly to be a state. If congress passes it we only need 2 more states to get to 53 which is a prime number. Then we will truly be one nation, indivisible."
"A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Unfortunately, the beer doesn't understand English commands. But the bartender can speak easy."
"The bartender says... ""We don't serve tachyons here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."
"They hired a comedian for the local construction site. Everybody loves him. You could say he's really nailing it."
"There should be a food group called ""fuck it."""
"What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz? Homo-cide"
"What did the deaf bug order at the bar? A Bee-Ear"