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Joke of the Day

"I pitched my movie idea to a producer . It was about a kid who found out his transgender uncle was a superhero. I called it Auntman, the producer didn't get the idea, because he was black..."

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"Why do people say ""To be frank..."" when they're about to be brutally honest? WHAT IF FRANK LIED!? WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!?"
"What does the interrupting cow say? HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text"
"mom hates dad My mother used to be a ventriliquist.. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father"
"Why dont you need birth controls when having sex with British boys? They are the earliest to pull out of eu."
"How do computers measure pain? Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)"
"Haha, You're Gay. Go get married."
"What's your favorite joke? mine's Womens Rights."
"I wish I had a more acidic wit Unfortunately mine's very basic."
"Driver: My God... that weasel... Onlooker: He just went... ""pop""... Weasel's family: *sobbing* Ice-cream man: I've got an idea for a song y'all."