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"What's the difference between a lady and a laddy? The D"
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"I'm going to change my name to Blake. So I can ask my girl if she wants to wake and Blake."
"If my dog barks at you we can't be friends, also, I hate you too."
"My girlfriend told me to fuck her like a man So I stuck it in her ass and said ""yeah, you like that Steve?"""
"Waiter are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir they must have escaped from the kitchen !"
"I got picked on in Highschool: I was cut from the football team & failed the cheerleading tryouts on the same day they fired me as principal"
"Why was Beethoven making a lot of money? His property was Fur Elise"
"It is so much easier to turn friendship into love, than love into friendship."
"Why did the turkey cross the road? Because he's in my belly and he has to go where ever I go from now on..."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the Chinese newspaper. Get it?"