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Joke of the Day

"So a neutron walks into a bar... So a nutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, ""how much for a drink?"" bartender simply shrugs and replies, ""for you, no charge."""

"Of course this is my real personality. Who the hell would fake THIS?"

"How did the Newfie get his wife pregnant? ...and you call us stupid."

"Chemistry teacher: What is Nitrate? Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!"

"I think my ex girlfriend is obsessed with me... I just found a picture of us together in a bin outside her house!"

"Keep honking. I'm reloading."

"Meta I asked my friend "" you know what is the best type of joke? A meta joke."""

"I looked at the calendar and thought, ""It's been one of those days today."""

"An atheist, a vegan and a crossfitter walk into a bar. I only know because they told everyone within 2 minutes."

"Did you hear Renault and Ford are going release a hyrbrid vehicle this year mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' together"