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Joke of the Day

"I get about your body being a temple but... right now I wanna turn mine into a bouncy castle, it sounds more like fun. I'm all about fun."

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"I can't even... ...so I guess I'm odd."
"Do you guys ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you & they're stabbing it? No? How about now?"
"Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're brave enough."
"Lettuce, tomato, onion, green peppers... Wrong sub."
"What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast? Kevin Bacon. ... And Jon Hamm. ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out."
"I want Ebola... cereal"
"Fox News reports that President Obama rapped his oath in Arabic while cutting the head off a goat."
"Michelle Obama telling America to drink more water is the best plan I've heard for making racists dehydrate to death."
"The secret to making a truly tasty vegan burger is to use beef."