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Joke of the Day
"Lettuce, tomato, onion, green peppers... Wrong sub."
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"How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb? [deleted]"
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"How do you get 20 Jews in a car? Throw a dollar in! How do you get them out? Tell them it's a taxi!"
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"How did the Welshman find the sheep in the tall grass? Very satisfying."
"Cannibal boy: mommy I don't like grandpa Cannibal mom: alright sweety, just eat the potatos"
"Everyone thought the UK made the stupidest decision of 2016 Sure showed them"
"What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal? Sparkie."