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Joke of the Day
"The secret to making a truly tasty vegan burger is to use beef."
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"My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows He calls it a rarecrow"
"QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey."
"(Xpost Antijokes) Check yourself before you wreck yourself... ...with dick cancer. Happy Movember. http://us.movember.com/mens-health/"
"Do you ever start writing a status and half way through you're just like... nah"
"Whats a rapists perfect date? Netflix and kill."
"Pretty sure autocorrect and Siri talk shit about me behind my back."
"Fun fact: if you say ""I did the math,"" nobody argues with you because they don't want to have to redo the math themselves."
"""I just figured the 'H' was broken on your sign"" Nope, this is what I sell here. Now how many Doug nuts do you want?"
"What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor? Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?"