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Joke of the Day

"I can't even... ...so I guess I'm odd."

"Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they're two-tired."

"I heard a backwards symphony coming from Beethoven's grave Turns out he's decomposing"

"[interview] Ok, don't let them know you're naked ""Why are you naked?"" dammit"

"Why was the 6 month old African baby crying? (x-post from ImGoingToHellForThis) It was having a mid-life crisis."

"I left my house for a five-mile-run this morning. But when I got a block away, I had to turn around and go back because I forgot something. I forgot I can't run five miles."

"I've cut this piece of wood 3 times ... ... and it's still too short. -Bob Edmiston"

"Best Joke which defines me I am married and not allowed to make decisions :D"

"I think I made a good joke Donald Trump"

"I walked out naked one time and she's like wtf. And I'm like this is how god made me! And she's like no that's how beer and tacos made you."