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Joke of the Day
"I just got my prostate examined. That's the last time I fall asleep on the train."
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"Who has the best K/D ratio? Hitler."
"A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. ""Ha ha!"" says the nun, removing her costume. ""I'm the bus driver!"""
"The ladies in my knitting club think it's hilarious when I greet them by saying, ""Sup, my knittas?!"""
"Everyone in my class is arguing about science, And I'm just sitting here, maths debating."
"You know who probably has a lot of money? Bill Cosby's drug dealer...."
"me: hi sloth: HELL!!!! me: ..umm [walks away] sloth: ..oh :("
"is a cat supposed to shit more than i shit? asking for a cat that shits more than i shit."
"Why Jewish are one of the most intelligent people in the world? They spent a lot of time in Concentration camps."
"congrats to those who made it onto my ""Not A Lizard"" spreadsheet in 2015. to the rest of u, better luck next year and/or die reptilian scum."