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Joke of the Day

"You Rock... me paper, I win!"

"Why was Crassus bad at insults? He never really got the hang of Parthian shots."

"Knockknock, who's there? It's Harry. Thankyou, Knockknock"

"How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, we're stoned not stupid."

"They should name American Pharoah's first offspring ""Regression to the Mean"" Because, you know, statistics."

"There has been a multiple thefts of rubber bands in our office... I guess you can say we have a Rubber Bandit"

"My black friend was told he couldn't run in the boston marathon Bunch of racists."

"If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib!"

"*Geography Bee* Judge: ""Tell me about Yemen."" Me: ""Chandler said he was moving there when he couldn't breakup with Janice on Friends."""

"How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese? With a Geiger Counter."