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Joke of the Day
"What do you do to turn off sexy Jenny? ""It may not be long, but it sure is skinny"""
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"What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner? Unlimited twerky"
"What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita? Uppsala"
"I got arrested for running out of gas on the highway. I told the cop I was on E."
"They just discovered a terrorist cell in Rome... this summer we might have Italian Isis."
"I once read the directions on the back of my shampoo bottle. It said to wash, rinse, and repeat. They found me passed out in the shower four days later."
"If Mitt Romney was president, we'd blame everything on him. ""Damn why is it so cold outside? It wasn't this cold when Obama was president."""
"I like my women like I like my Whiskey...... About 15 years old, and mixed up with coke."
"A guy told a story about a creeper who got too close to him in /r/minecraft. It blew up. I'll show myself out."
"*whispers to dog wearing a 'working dog, do not pet' vest* psst what time does your shift end?"