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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Pokemon Go and Tinder? On one app you search your area and find strange creatures, on the other you only find pokemon."

"Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games? Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border."

"Reddit deals with annoying whiners with shadowban, but what about Iran? Taliban"

"it is pretty silly joke... what is the similarity between cops and dick!!!! they can stand anywhere any time.."

"What does the Indian chef do in his spare time? It's naan of your business!!!"

"What's the opposite of Tim Walken? Tim Daly."

"Today, my girlfriend told me on the phone that we were breaking up. I went outside and the signal improved."

"Elderly man gets his prostate checked As the Dr. Checks with out hesitation the elderly man asks Sandusky that you."

"How is Daniel Craig a policeman? He is in Spectre (Inspector)"

"Why did Sally fall off the swing?? Because she had no arms."