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Joke of the Day

"Who's the most famous chair tester? Mike Easter"

"Q: If two people had a race and one had sand in his shoe but the other did not, who would win? A: The one with sand in his shoe -- if it was quicksand."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."""

"What did the sign on the closed brothel say? Beat it. We're closed"

"Do you know how Rihanna can tell when Chris has been cheating on her? He has someone else's lipstick on his knuckles."

"What do gay horses eat? Horse dick"

"We should have a horse for president. All in favor say 'neigh'."

"Student: I want a bunny, but my dad says bunnies just die. Me: So? You're going to die, and he had you."

"Wife told me to stop obsessing over monkeys I thought she was joking, then I saw her face"

"Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow, but fcuk me the pass the parcel was quick!"