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Joke of the Day
"*gets caught kissing an optical illusion* it's not what it looks like!"
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"The only clowns I'm afraid of... Are the ones running for president"
"How do you get in touch with the models in the pictures that come with the frame? I have an out of control, elaborate lie I need help with."
"i forgot to mention those pills i gave you might turn you into a sloth [jim is typing] [jim is typing] [jim is typing] [jim is typing] ""ok"""
"""I could probz bench press, like, five of you""-me talking to a cool squirrel I just met"
"Me? Need a Bag? Nah chill son, Ima juggle this 6 pack of beer and watermelon on my head while riding a scooter."
"If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there."
"The average American male has a 5"" penis, but the average American male says he has 7"". Brendan would say that is the same thing... perfect."
"I've always thought I'm pretty hot Probably has something to do with my Dad always calling me sun"
"How was the copper wire invented? Two Jews were fighting over a penny."