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Joke of the Day

"If you didn't have a Lexus waiting under the tree for your lady, you're a piece of shit who doesn't know what love is."

"A: Do you miss your ex? B: Yes, everytime A: How are you going to fix that? B: More frequent target practice"

"What food is bad for epileptic people? Seizure salad"

"One advantage The Monkees had over The Beatles was the opposable thumb"

"Why are Jews so good in school? They were taught how to concentrate well."

"Why do birds suddenly appear/every time you are near/just like me they long to be/eating your sandwich"

"So I heard most people who use tinder don't have much furniture in their bedrooms... ...most have one night stand"

"What's the similarity between the unborn Chinese female and this joke? [removed]"

"Every morning when my alarm clock goes off, I think ""This is the worst thing that has EVER happened."""

"On the bright side, smoking cigarettes reduces the risk of winning a marathon."