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Joke of the Day

"My daughter wants a pony and my wife wants a new dishwasher, so I'm compromising and buying them a goat."

"Why can't Pakistanis play soccer? Whenever they get a corner they set up a convenience store"

"I've got a joke- Women's rights..."

"I used to be very indecisive But now I'm not so sure if I am anymore."

"Sure Charlie got himself a Chocolate Factory, but his grandparents got to stay in bed for 20 years so ask yourself who were the real winners"

"What do you call a suicidal cow? Cowmikaze."

"*holding your xray up to the light and looking at it* when did you first notice your back hurting? ""after the knife went in"""

"Thanks to School, I Now Eat Two Meals a Day... ... breakfast and dinner at home."

"Happy (Belated) Birthday To Everyone"

"Keep salespeople from pestering you by asking what type of saw can cut through bone and sinew the quickest."