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Joke of the Day
"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur. -George.W.Bush"
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"I thought I was wrong once But I was mistaken"
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"A necklace and a little plane on it. The man was staring at the little plane on the woman's necklace The woman: Do you like the plane? The man: No! I like the airport."
"Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom? She was afraid someone would steal her IP address."
"You know what my grandfather said right before he kicked the bucket? ""Hey, watch how far I can kick this bucket!"""