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Joke of the Day

"Johnny wants to go bathroom Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first!"

"Today in 1956 the first videotape recording was made. Your mom was young and needed the money."

"Oh that's neat so you're a Cancer? Wait...astrologically or to society?"

"Walking around naked is a great motivator to get back to the gym"

"What separates man from animals? According to Donald Trump, the wall he is going to build."

"People get so offended if you call certain people fat. You have to say jolly."

"A squirrel and an elephant are in the bathroom. The elephant in the tub says to the squirrel, we have no soap. The squirrel says... ""OH YEAH? NO SOAP RADIO!"""

"I'm thinking about opening one of those ""pray away the gay"" clinics just so I can name it ""God Save the Queen."""

"What did the tailor say about her job? It's sew sew"

"The Boston Bruins had a good chance of beating the Leafs... ...but they totally bombed it."