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Joke of the Day
"I was cured of lycanthropy. Now I'm a were-wolf."
Next Joke
"Nothing is impossible. I know a man that once guessed correctly why a woman was mad at him."
"Donald trump Yeah."
"A doctor tells his patient he's got only six months to live. But the patient doesn't pay his bill on time, so the doctor gives him another six months."
"I like my coffee how I like my slaves. Whipped"
"PATIENT: Someone gave me pills at a party and my stomach hurts DR: We took x-rays. You have spongy dinosaurs expanding inside you right now"
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea He said he couldn't complain"
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."
"Excuse are like cakes Fat people are full of them"
"Why do you get when you cross a Rhino with a Panzer tank? A bloody mess"