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Joke of the Day

"PATIENT: Someone gave me pills at a party and my stomach hurts DR: We took x-rays. You have spongy dinosaurs expanding inside you right now"

"Why Does Waldo Wear Stripes? Because he doesn't want to be SPOTTED!!!"

"I, for one, like Roman Numerals"

"What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college? Bison"

"My facial hair is Italian and native American It's Apache"

"Two guys are drinking in a bar... One says to the other, ""Did you know that elks have sex 10 to 15 times a day?"" ""Aww, shit!"" says his friend, ""and I just joined the Knights of Columbus!"""

"If you have 3 tweets in a row that say what you're cooking, what song you're listening to, and what your mood is... just go back to Facebook."

"Either that loud scream was a patient yelling for help or Fred pulled the string on the bird's tail for quitting time- Why my cw hates me"

"At least people that have hit rock bottom are disciplining their pet rocks This joke brought to you by my ten year old son"

"I just learned that 10 out of every 2 people suffers from Dyslexia wow... sorry, I mean wow"