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Joke of the Day
"LGBT should rename themselves BLTG. It's more tasteful."
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"After realising that I had accidentally eaten my clone, I shat myself."
"The Modern Police Force by Iris Tew"
"What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back? A dead school bus!"
"I like my coffee like I like my presidents. Not orange"
"Arguing with autocorrect is the new yelling at the television."
"Mcdonalds will be serving a new burger which you cant touch. Its called the Mchammer."
"I teach curse words and racial slurs to children whose parents allow them to run around restaurants."
"Dr Heimlich died today I'm all choked up"
"Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies... And the swallow that brings no babies."