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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"Life isn't about the moments that take our breath away. That's asthma. You're thinking of asthma."

"They say 99% of the population is stupid... I'm glad to be a member of the other 2%!"

"what type of music does a balloon hate? Pop music"

"Justin Biebers music saved my life I was in a coma after a bad car accident and the nurse decided to start playing some Justin bieber... I woke up and turned that shit off."

"I wonder what people who type ""u"" instead of ""you"" do with all their free time?"

"A Muslim extremist, a Democrat, and Hillary supporter walk into a bar.... 49 people die, 53 more are injured"

"The definition of passive aggressive is a girl tagging you in a FB photo where she looks good & you look like a bucket of shit."

"How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs? There are poodles everywhere!"

"I hate people who take drugs. Like customs officers."