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Joke of the Day

"There's a lot of nasty jobs out there Butt plumbers have seen some shit."

"America is 5 wars away from receiving a free one."

"Da Bears. That's it that's the whole joke."

"OH GOD! BOB IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK! QUICK SOMEONE CALL A TEMP AGENCY. I'M SURE AS HELL NOT DOING ALL HIS WORK."

"What do you call a cow with one udder? A bull."

"You can tell Monopoly is an old game; Rich people can go to jail."

"What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would *never* let a bag of cocaine fall out the window."

"Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights"

"Why do women fake orgasms? I wish they'd just be honest. I've only faked an orgasm once, when I was being mugged..... That scared him off."

"Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around."