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Joke of the Day

"You can tell Monopoly is an old game; Rich people can go to jail."

"Whats a black persons favorite dance move the whip"

"So I heard that Paul Walker, actor in Fast and Furious, died at the age of 40 in a car crash. I suppose he had bad *karma*"

"Where do Neanderthals shop? Cave-mart."

"No thanks private caller, I don't even answer the phone when I know who it is"

"If you play Titanic backwards it's about a guy who rises from the sea, bangs a ginger and tries to throw her over the railing of a boat."

"A fellow pupil asks little Johnny -Johnny how do you know when your sister has the period? -Umm, it's when daddy's weener tastes of poo!"

"What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare (air) mail."

"One thing I don't like about Twitter is that you can read something & think it's funny & only afterward realize it was written by a woman."

"So a kleptomaniac goes to see a doctor about his stealing problem. Patient: Doc, I just can't seem stop stealing everything. Doc: Please take a seat..."