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Joke of the Day

"What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common? They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks."

"(nsfw) Why did God invent yeast infections? So women also will know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt."

"Why does a milking stool only have three legs? Because the cow has the udder."

"What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration"

"You've gotta hand it to short people.. Usually because they can't reach it"

"How does a detective stay cool in hot summer? He works on a cold case."

"*stops by new neighbor* Welcome, I brought you a cake! -Wow, thank you! You know, you didn't have to do that! Oh, ok. *walks away with cake*"

"So a seal walks into a club. The end."

"When you are dead, you don't know you are dead but other people do. The same applies when you are stupid."

"Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes? I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist."