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Joke of the Day
"You've gotta hand it to short people.. Usually because they can't reach it"
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"My resume is just an old VHS tape of the ""Life Goes On"" episode where Corky lip syncs ""Fight the Power"" for his school's talent show."
"I just got back from my friend's funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball... It was a lovely service."
"did you hear that Frosty broke up with his girlfriend? i understand....he says she's frigid....."
"How is American beer comparable to having sex on a boat? It's fucking close to water."
"[Offensive] what did the Native Indian girl say while she was having sex? You're crushing my smokes dad."
"I know you didn't sneeze. I said ""God bless you"" because your baby is ugly."
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover? Give her a shovel..."
"According to facebook it is my wife's birthday."
"Meanwhile, in mid-2015 A Google Glass wearer and an Apple Watch wearer are arguing in a bar over who looks like a huger idiot."