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Joke of the Day
"Why does a milking stool only have three legs? Because the cow has the udder."
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"Just go ahead and put ""She always had to pee"" on my tombstone, because that's how everyone's going to remember me."
"What is the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay."
"When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails."
"Hereditary Irritable Bowel Syndrome Runs in the family."
"Holocaust jokes are tasteless, anne frankly, you people should be ashamed of yourselves."
"Menage a trois?! I haven't even successfully split a Kit-Kat three-ways"
"What do I think about during sex? My wife waiting for me to get home."
"What's black on the bottom and white on the top? Society."
"FRIEND WHO JUST RECEIVED MAGICAL POWERS: idk what I should do first FRIEND WHO IS TRAPPED IN AN OIL PAINTING FOR SOME REASON: I have an idea"