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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes? I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist."

"It annoys me that Engineering students call themselves engineers.. You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors, or art students calling themselves unemployed."

"What was written on the UNIX user's doormat? ""There's no place like cd ~"""

"[Spelling bee, to clench victory] ""O,P... (hesitates) A,W,E,S,O,M,E."" Judges? (Opossum judges whispering for a bit) Correct."

"McDonald's new Obama Value Meal is for freaks!!!"

"What would bears be without Bees Ears"

"50% of mariachi bands end in divorciachi."

"Anyone else like the holidays of other cultures? Like, I love the one where you take a bunch of presents and hide them in the attic. Or as you may know it, Anne Frank's birthday."

"What do you call a posh Gym? James"

"Where do the most murders occurr in a super market? The cereal aisle"