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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes? I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have given the cat her own checking account."

"Ever notice how confusing your sentence's are when you incorrectly use apostrophe's to pluralize word's? It hurt's me even to type thi's."

"I used to have phone sex now I have hearing aids"

"All my friends keep saying that my new girlfriend is imaginary... Joke's on them, so are they! Edit: ermagerd front page!"

"What's the difference between a frog? One leg's both the same."

"Where do suicide bombers go when they die? EVERYWHERE"

"Ever hear about the farmer who bought a tractor with no seat and no steering wheel? Apparently he lost his ass and had no place to go....."

"The most annoying part of reddit is [removed]"

"I absolutely, unequivocally support any and all scientific efforts to create a real, working invisibility cloak. I just want to make myself crystal clear."