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Joke of the Day

"(nsfw) Why did God invent yeast infections? So women also will know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt."

"*pulls up pants* Oh, you said ANNUAL review. Well, this is embarrassing. But just for reference, how'd I do?"

"Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who's free for the weekend"

"What is it called when a Roman gets really sick? Chicken Pox Romana"

"A doctor reaches into his smock to get a pen to write a prescription and pulls out a rectal thermometer. ""Oh, damn it,"" he proclaims, ""Some asshole has my pen"

"After years of intense research, I have come to the conclusion that dryer lint is actually the cremated remains of all my other socks."

"What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's witness and a Hell's Angel... someone that rings your bell on a Saturday morning and tells you to Fuck Off!"

"Conjunctivitis.com Now that's a site for sore eyes."

"Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!"

"I'm not crazy, everyone else in the world is just boring."