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Joke of the Day

"How do chinese people name their childre n? They throw a toaster down the stairs. *I realize this is old but I don't know how many people have heard it, so just spreading the joke*"

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"Dollar store light bulbs aren't only inexpensive. They save you money on your heating bill when they burst into flames."
"Why did the soviet plane crash? It was stalin"
"My son asked today: Why the dude's ear is blinking blue? Because he has a blue tooth in his ear..."
"Why can't Trump supporters ever get into higher levels of mathematics? Cause they can't grasp the concept of integration. (all credits to my friend if he reads it here but didn't post it himself!)"
"You'd think Goldilocks would have been all like, ""Damn, it smells like bears in here. Is that a family portrait of bears?! I should leave."""
"I studied abroad the first semester of my junior year Then she closed her blinds"
"Just started my Vegan diet. They're a bit chewy, but better than kale."
"My wife can't cook so she asked me for help in baking a cake. I told her to separate 2 eggs... She put one in the bedroom and one in the bathroom.. Ijit."
"Did you fall out of heaven? Because you look like it hurts."