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Joke of the Day
"Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears? He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear."
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"A latin joke Titus: Markus, legistis pleiades? Markus: pleiades quest Titus: pleiades testes in ore tuo."
"Whenever I have sex, it's always a race to see who cums first.... Me or the police."
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"Watching real love on shows like The Bachelor makes me realize my own marriage is a fake bucket of shit."
"I blew a speaker in my car today yea, he was motivational speaker, it left a bad taste in my mouth but I've been feeling a lot more positive ever since."
"BREAKING: 30 people feared soothed in Yankee Candle fire."