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Joke of the Day
"My six pack is protected by a layer of fat. Rather a few layers."
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"why did russia execute its jeopardy winner? he knew too much"
"Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant? Because they use their head."
"Last week I gave a lecture on sexual dysfunction Nobody came."
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"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side!"