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Joke of the Day
"My six pack is protected by a layer of fat. Rather a few layers."
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"I just watched a movie following a black man in a zombie apocalypse. It was the shortest movie I've ever watched."
"Why did the book critic give The Road a bad review? Too many plot holes."
"Hey ladies, tired of your boyfriend complaining about how long it takes you to get ready? Start blow drying your hair in the nude. I promise no more complaints."
"I think my favorite Thanksgiving food is pie But some people say that's irrational..."
"I'm a pretty neutral guy. I find it hard to choose sides. I mean, I have an uncle who drives a truck for Pepsi and a cousin who sucks dick for coke."
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"What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito? A mosquito can ""fly"", but a fly can not ""mosquito""."
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"I went on a diet for 10 days. You know what I lost? 10 Days"