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Joke of the Day

"A latin joke Titus: Markus, legistis pleiades? Markus: pleiades quest Titus: pleiades testes in ore tuo."

"Where do people in Detroit get their groceries? They don't."

"How to curse like an Irishman ""Whale oil beef hooked!"""

"A guy walks into a psychiatrist wearing saran wrap pants He says ""Doctor, I think I'm crazy"" The doctor says, ""Well I can clearly see your nuts"""

"What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer? A loose Canon."

"What do 'Free bird' by Lynyrd Skynyrd and my orgasms have in common? 5 minutes solo. Meh."

"What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench? ~~A park bench can support a a family~~ One you sit on and the other is a park bench."

"I teased Peyton Manning so he broke my phone. Now it'll never go past one ring...."

"If you were to second guess your decision on booking a trip to a Native American community... That would be a reservation reservation reservation!"

"I could never succeed at chemistry. I Guess that's why it's called chemist ""try"""