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Joke of the Day

"What does having sex in a canoe and drinking light beer have in common. Either way you're fucking close to water."

"What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo? A snow-blower that doesn't work."

"How do they play Pokemon Go in Gaza Strip? They grab a round rock from the ground and say: ""Pick-a-jew""!"

"I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn Doesnt cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night"

"four gay man walked into a bar They wanted a seat but there was only one stool. They decided to take turns sitting down until one man suggested to turn the stool upside down."

"I love restaurants that have signs like ""Since 1916"". It's a great way to know the place you're eating at was probably super racist."

"I hate girls that complain about being single every 3 minutes. 90% of my socks are single & you don't see them crying about it."

"What is the purpose of the bumps around a womens nipple? It's braille for blind babies... -=Women=- It spells out ....""Suck here"" -=Men=- "" I am the daddy """

"A red-colored HTML link leads to a post titled ""It."" When you click on that link, it brings you here, and you read the post. So...you read it on Reddit because of a red ""It."""

"Did you hear about the blackout? Don't worry, they caught him."