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Joke of the Day

"What is the similarity between a projector and an ugly prostitute? Both work better with the lights off."

"What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich? Post-Imprussianist."

"I just read an article about the damage cigarettes can do to young children. The first thought that occurred to me was ""What the fuck happened to using ashtrays?!"""

"How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil? A Brazillion!!! http://imgur.com/c4CJjUd"

"Who needs a security system when you can just Google Earth your house and keep hitting refresh."

"Couldn't afford a butterfly knife, so I got a caterpillar one. Now, I wait."

"I was recently employed as a sewage worker It's a shit job."

"Why are bunnies so good at brewing? Cause beer is made with hops."

"LPT before weighing yourself, take a poop... You'll weigh a shit load less."

"Just ran a .3K (Ice cream truck wouldn't stop)"