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Joke of the Day

"What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich? Post-Imprussianist."

"I asked God for a car, but I know God doesn't work that way... So, I stole a car and asked for forgiveness."

"Why do white girls always hang out in odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"Hear about the first Polish Olympic gold medalist? He was so proud, he had his medal bronzed."

"TIL 9/10 redditors are bad at math. I'm glad to be the 1%."

"An old man and young boy are walking through the woods at night; the boy says ""I'm scared."", to which the old man responds ""*You're* scared?? *I'm* the one that has to walk back alone!"""

"My Thai girlfriend is so generous She gave me a pearl necklace."

"Congress looks like the worst group project ever."

"What did the frozen scientist say? ""It's fine, I'm 0K"""

"I'm getting my hacked GTAV account back! Said no one"