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Joke of the Day
"Why are bunnies so good at brewing? Cause beer is made with hops."
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"Why does an elephant have four feet? Because six inches isn't going to satisfy a female elephant."
"The ""eye for an eye"" philosophy isn't exactly a level playing field if your grievance is with a cyclops."
"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaaaay"
"What is the most common kind of martial arts among Germans? Jewjitsu"
"""Check, please!"" - Me, at a restaurant begging the waiter to make sure there are no monsters under the table"
"Why do old men take Viagra? It stops them from rolling out of bed."
"There's no dumb questio ""Why'd my parents get divorced?"" See. His parents most likely split up because he's an interrupting little shit"
"A man has been jailed for forging banknotes. He also got a big fine which he immediately paid in crisp $9 notes."
"I just killed a pizza boy and now I have to kill another one It's the domino effect"