221501

Joke of the Day

"Why are bunnies so good at brewing? Cause beer is made with hops."

"I don't want to hear about any moonlit romantic walks on the beach...unless there's a clown with a wooden club chasing you."

"What is a horses number 1 priority when voting? A stable economy"

"*takes long drag from cigarette* *stares off into the distance* *slowly glances down at hand* *lights cigarette*"

"I think parents are incredibly selfish and rude for having additional children without first consulting their existing child. "

"Do you know what happens when you don't pay your exorcist? You get repossessed."

"Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stpehen hawking after a house fire."

"I told a joke to a bunch of guys. They laughed. Now I'm going to prison. For manslaughter."

"I'm just like the ghostbusters, except I chase squirrels around my neighborhood with a vacuum cleaner"

"What does a psychologist wear to bed? A Freudian slip."